Happy Birthday Poppy!

Darling Poppy, these are for you.

Warning. Today you are as young as you will ever be for the rest of your life. mug 12 oz.

US$28 from wallywarepottery at Etsy.

Happy Steak and Cunnilingus Day card
US$5 from maybeyoushoulddie at Etsy.

Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver - Cardcase
US$10 from tinymeat at Etsy.

Happy birthday Poppy

A few offerings for my dear friend S on her birthday.

Real rabbit fur eye patch for the fashion forward pirate. This is a high quality eye patch embellished with genuine super soft, super sexy rabbit fur. The inside of the eye patch is lined with gauze for long term comfort. Elastic band so one size fits just about everyone. Unless you're a huge or tiny headed freakshow.

US$7 from DeadMenTellingTales at Etsy.


Poppy knows the lure of a good 'tache. Now celebrities are getting in on the action with these nifty badges.

(The one in the bottom left hand corner bears more than a passing resemblance to Nappy, non?)

US$4 (for set of four) from kingdog at Etsy.

Fancy a bit o' Dex? This Scrabble tile pendant will mean you can have him close to your heart each day.

US$6.50 from ktkcj at Etsy.

Dick In A Box (nsfw)

We love anything that references the Dick In A Box skit, especially when it's made by the legend that brought us Revenge Soap.

US$12 from Soapyho at Etsy.