USB Pole Dancer

The description squeals:

This cute, flirtatious, bikini-clad blonde USB Pole Dancer brings a smile and some cheer to both the home and office with her cheeky dance routine! The best part of all is the faster you type, the faster she dances. And of course, you don't have to throw any money!

Every office needs one.

AU$29.95 from DealsDirect.com.au

Thanks For The Pole Dance Letterpress Bear Print

When was the last time you thanked a bear for a pole dance? Here's your chance.

US$15 from YeeHaw at Etsy.