Damn Good Shark and Crimson Tide Skirts

Sometimes, when two amazing items compete for a special place in our hearts, we just cannot choose which to post. Here are two such pearls of perfection, one featuring a smug dandy shark and the other alluding to a deity's loveliest gift to women, the Festival of the Blood.

Damn Good Shark Skirt, US$46 and Crimson Tide Skirt, US$16 — both from aorta at Etsy.

Scandalous Lavender/Purple Skirt

For those who never got over the Japanese skirt hoax, here is an inspired variant in all its handmade glory. Wear one to family festivities and auntie Gertrude will never forget your birthday again. Or your skirt.

US$45 from pantherbyhand at Etsy.