From the seller who brought us the Sign Language Tee (also NSFW). We await the arrival of matching items, perhaps labelled Little Miss Labia, Little Miss Vulva, Little Miss Clitoral Hood Piercing...
Why hello there, tank top of awesomeness. That's a nice 'tache you have there. Wanna come for a ride? *sleazy wink*
The seller explores the idea behind this shirt: US$20 from bigstonehead at Etsy.John F. Kennedy invited a nation to explore the stars, conquer the deserts, eradicate disease and tap the ocean depths.
Every day brings a new chance for you to breathe in, breathe out, smile, leave the comfort of your house, seek out the heretofore uncharted path, and -- if the mood strikes you -- reach deep inside an elephant. Metaphorically speaking. Or not. Either way.
With a smile as authentic as a Louis Vuitton bag for $15 at the markets, this tank also sports eyes at boob level and a pierced eyebrow. While wearing this top, your buttocks will be wishing anyone behind you a nice day.
