Showing posts with label notcute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label notcute. Show all posts

Thursday, January 1, 2009

'Mommy Puts Out' Baby Bib

Perfect gift for someone who's just popped out a crotch muffin.

US$4.99 from WeROnesieful at Etsy.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Lime Green Bow Skull Hair Clip Pair

Move over plastic skeleton hands, here we have real skulls of real minks. The seller says they're really cute, and:
Some teeth are missing but each bone and skull will have its own unique character. No two will EVER look alike.
US$35 from Osseous at Etsy.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

"Pregnant? I thought I was just fat!" shirt

No words can accurately describe this treasure. Besides expletives.

US$15.95 from WeROnesieful at Etsy.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

STD Free Women's Bikini Panties

The author enthusiastically squeals:

"So...these panties are designed to let everyone know you are gono-syphil-crab-mydia-herp-itis FREE! Because no one wants to catch it!
...
New and never worn underwear!!!"

Well thank fuck for that. We wouldn't want to, you know, catch something!!! Because noone wants to catch it!!!!!!! Lyk eva!

US$10 from artisticle at Etsy.

Thursday, August 28, 2008