Mysterious Jesus Face

Move over Jesus toast, this amazing lightning-formed specimen looks dashing not only on its own but also in Santa and cowboy hats.

US$1,500.23 from Aestheticsunlimited at Etsy.

Squid hat

In the tradition of the shark hat comes the squid hat. Tentacles are so hot right now.

US$30 from ObeyMyBrain at Etsy.

Ocean Blue Beret

A thoughtful gift for someone with an exotic nose or a nursing mother, perhaps. The seller croons:

A unique OOAK stylish hat for this winter.
Like an underwater garden of sea grasses and sparkles, it's like diving deep in tropical waters and being refreshed by blueness.

US$80 from artnomadix at Etsy.

Pop/Soda Can Hat Featuring Coke

The seller of this millinery masterpiece assures us that we "could order this hat in the beer or soda/pop of your choice." We'd like Powerthirst, thanks.

US$22 from popplerhatsnstuff at Etsy.

Thanksgiving patterns

Stand out from the crowd this Thanksgiving with your natty knitted turkey hat and handy turkey tea cosy.

Front view of hat

Back view of hat

Turkey tea cosy

Gobble gobble!

US$11 from angelacatirina at Etsy.

Elmo?

Got a child you wish great harm upon, in the form of recurring nightmares or perhaps allergies?

This pimped up Elmo party hat will do the trick.

US$25 (you gotta be kidding me!) from mimiscraftcorner at Etsy.

Shark hat

Fascinators, shmascinators. Stand out from the crowd this Spring Racing Carnival in a plush shark hat.

US$33 from ObeyMyBrain at Etsy.

Nicky's Favourite: Crazy Chip Bag Headpiece

This luminescent headpiece was sent to us by a dear reader, Nicky. We think it will look rather fetch on her blonde locks, especially when matched with a dainty Pringles container instead of a clutch. Recycle chic.

US$22 from BoringSidney at Etsy.

Apple Hat PDF Pattern

What mother can resist a worm peeking out of her child's head? Knit one for your own little wormhead with this pdf pattern.

US$4 from mama24boyz at Etsy.

Cabled and Fringed Wool Toque

Looking at this, normal people would probably see a winter hatlet, but we at Our Other Favourites see a hairy boob. Very hairy boob. But we're fine, really.

US$60 from jewelchunks at Etsy.