Musings from a Spermy Saturday...

It was one of those Saturdays recently, where spermlets just followed us around. As they do.

First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Set of bracelets AU$16.95 from Sportsgirl.

Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Milk Hot Chocolate from Lindt Cafe, Cockle Bay Wharf, Sydney. Photo courtesy of Poppy.

Splat Stan

Splat stan coaster - Imagining your enemii as this coaster is almost as satisfying as a stabbing a voodoo penii. Stan is the cousin of Dead Fred.

AU$19.95 from NoteMaker. They also have a shop called The Source on Queen Street in Melbourne.

My absolute favourite offering from The Source/NoteMaker is the Sharp End.
Simply stick your pencil in the cat's butt, sharpen and hear it meow. Includes litter tray and keeps your pencils pointy.

AU$19.95 from NoteMaker. Also available from The Source.