It was one of
those Saturdays recently, where
spermlets just followed us around.
As they do.
First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Set of bracelets AU$16.95 from
Sportsgirl.
Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Milk Hot Chocolate from
Lindt Cafe, Cockle Bay Wharf, Sydney. Photo courtesy of
Poppy.
First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Unleash your inner Palin and killernate the wedding party with this wedding garter set. Camouflage, deer running for its life... all that's missing is a mini rifle charm, really.
Every fridge is secretly dying for some areolae. Indulge yours today and it might just stop pissing on your kitchen floor.
Our favourite part of this kit is the rubber band. We're big on 
Our darling friend Mops found this designer gem. We adore her but we love her even more now, for thanks to her we are able to present you with this unique nip-abundant saucer. Yeah, yeah, it comes with a cup, but the saucer - it has a nip. Just in case you didn't get that - there's a realistic-looking nip. On the saucer.
