Camouflage Deer Hunter Garter Set

Unleash your inner Palin and killernate the wedding party with this wedding garter set. Camouflage, deer running for its life... all that's missing is a mini rifle charm, really.

US$24.99 from GartersByKristi at Etsy.

Rustic Deer Hoof Gun Hat or Coat Rack

Unleash your inner redneck with these divine gun holders. Rest your favourite Kalashnikov on Bambi's hooves and your home will have instant rustic appeal, as the seller excitedly squeals:

Hand Made From Real Deer Hooves! Perfect for Displaying Your Prized Rifle or Shotgun!

US$19.99 from rusticstyle at Etsy.

For the parking inspectors at Melbourne City Council

Upon spying these notecards I immediately considered purchasing them to send to the spineless cunting bastards aka Parking Infringement Officers at MCC who continue to give me parking tickets.

But they're really too pretty to waste on those bottom feeders.

US$4.99 from snew at Etsy.