Larval Servitor X1924986-v001

The recipe calls for watch parts, a foetus-like Mike Myers sculpture and suspiciously organic-looking yellow fluid. Mix ingregients together and chill. Serve with delicious handmade cookies. Nom.

US$35 from chronomorphs at Etsy.

Cemetery Dirt from the Grave of Bela Lugosi - Hollywood Dracula

So you were outbid on a fang that belonged to a pet of the real Dracula's housekeeper. Soothe your sniped soul by treating yourself to some dirt from a grave of an actor who played Dracula. It's not as close as that fang but will have to do.

US$35 from aldetha at Etsy.

Serial Killer Trophy - Amigurumi Eyeballs

Seller's description includes the following:

Eyeballs (complete with gooey bits) are crocheted with acrylic yarn.
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WHEN ORDERING, PLEASE SPECIFY EYE COLOR AND BLOODSHOT OR NOT BLOODSHOT

We do wonder if a miniature fork stuck in one of them would cost extra.

US$12 from theselovinghands at Etsy.