Sushi Slippers

Invite your hot date up for a glass of wine and slip into something more comfortable.

US$28 from sushibooties at Etsy.

TV Dinner

Fans of This is why you are fat will love this token of fried goodness.

US$6.95 from thegildedlily at Etsy.

Start 2009 right with the Diet Survival Kit

Our favourite part of this kit is the rubber band. We're big on lazy-arsed exercise.

US$3 from GrannysClassics at Etsy.

It's bac'n!

Whenever I hear the word bacon I think about an ad that was on the TV a while back for Bac'n dog snacks "it's bacaaaaaaaaaaaan". Now you can wear these dericious meaty replicas in your ears. Also mix and match with an egg or waffle. Breakfast is served.

US$8 from zenmomma at Etsy.