Happy Birthday Poppy!

Darling Poppy, these are for you.

Warning. Today you are as young as you will ever be for the rest of your life. mug 12 oz.

US$28 from wallywarepottery at Etsy.

Happy Steak and Cunnilingus Day card
US$5 from maybeyoushoulddie at Etsy.

Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver - Cardcase
US$10 from tinymeat at Etsy.

Camel toe slippers

Banish toe cleavage and replicate some wedged beaver-age with these woolly slippers.

US$32 from zerkahloostrah at Etsy.

X-rated necklace

A cock and a beaver...on a necklace. Dirrty, as X-tina would say.

US$25 from leroylovesmabel at Etsy.