
You know what really busts my balls? The spelling of 'faerie'. It's too similar to faeces.
And hark! are those tiny deformed peens adorning her faerie skirt? Tell me they are.
US$65 from Fairygarden at Etsy.

While this fairy may raise some eyebrows with her pickle adoration, please remove any impure thoughts from your mind! This fairy simply adores her dills.