For the man with nothing to hide (nsfw)

Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length.

So is your man hung like a horse or a bee?

US$TBC from Curiosite.com.

Initial Sex Font Condom Holder Keychain

Potential lovers will not be able to resist your powers of seduction after you flash this baby. Personalised with your initials, it will help you land arse with klarse.

US$5 from MindysEmbroidery at Etsy.

Biwa Pearl Cascade Earrings

Adorn your ears with miniature condoms. Cascading in a sensual wave from your ear lobes, they will show potential partners that you are prepared and protected.

US$64 from nonakednecks at Etsy.