Showing posts with label elephant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elephant. Show all posts

Monday, January 5, 2009

Explore Shirt

The seller explores the idea behind this shirt:

John F. Kennedy invited a nation to explore the stars, conquer the deserts, eradicate disease and tap the ocean depths.

Every day brings a new chance for you to breathe in, breathe out, smile, leave the comfort of your house, seek out the heretofore uncharted path, and -- if the mood strikes you -- reach deep inside an elephant. Metaphorically speaking. Or not. Either way.

US$20 from bigstonehead at Etsy.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Handmade In Squalor By Genuine Malingerers & Ingrates

Let us begin with the shop description:
All Metal Art Atrocities are handmade in SQUALOR by genuine MALINGERERS & INGRATES.Welcome to INTERNATIONAL BLUDGER STUDIO,Melbourne Australia, where each ART ATROCITY emerges ready to thrill with incredible feats of inertia.
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Bank deposit/pay pal are our preferred methods of payment but we are willing to accept quantities of uranium or human stem cells.
Our eyes lit up as soon as we saw this, and we were sufficiently prepared for the deliciously named goodies:

Testicle Crunching Terrier and Electrophant US$18 each, Insurgent Piglet and Sycophantic Sewer Rat US$13 each from metalbludger at Etsy.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Uterelephant

Delightful 80's dress featuring a dripping uterus or is it an elephant? applique. We feel you should get in quick - it's one of a kind!

US$34 from aorta at Etsy.