Rock On and Peace Out Forks

Keyrings, man.

Flatware Fingerz Rock On Keychain and Flatware Fingerz Peaze Out Keychain, US$10.99 each from SpoonerZ at Etsy.

Handmade In Squalor By Genuine Malingerers & Ingrates

Let us begin with the shop description:

All Metal Art Atrocities are handmade in SQUALOR by genuine MALINGERERS & INGRATES.Welcome to INTERNATIONAL BLUDGER STUDIO,Melbourne Australia, where each ART ATROCITY emerges ready to thrill with incredible feats of inertia.
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Bank deposit/pay pal are our preferred methods of payment but we are willing to accept quantities of uranium or human stem cells.

Our eyes lit up as soon as we saw this, and we were sufficiently prepared for the deliciously named goodies:

Testicle Crunching Terrier and Electrophant US$18 each, Insurgent Piglet and Sycophantic Sewer Rat US$13 each from metalbludger at Etsy.

Peened Bra Covers

Unleash your inner Xena Warrior Princess with these peened bra elements. We are told that 'peened' actually refers to a peening hammer but this must be anti-penii conspiracy propaganda. We can feel it in the water.

US$85 from 1inabluemoon at Etsy.