Handmade In Squalor By Genuine Malingerers & Ingrates

Let us begin with the shop description:

All Metal Art Atrocities are handmade in SQUALOR by genuine MALINGERERS & INGRATES.Welcome to INTERNATIONAL BLUDGER STUDIO,Melbourne Australia, where each ART ATROCITY emerges ready to thrill with incredible feats of inertia.
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Bank deposit/pay pal are our preferred methods of payment but we are willing to accept quantities of uranium or human stem cells.

Our eyes lit up as soon as we saw this, and we were sufficiently prepared for the deliciously named goodies:

Testicle Crunching Terrier and Electrophant US$18 each, Insurgent Piglet and Sycophantic Sewer Rat US$13 each from metalbludger at Etsy.

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

What's better than a notecard depicting humping African animals?



That's right - a pack of notecards depicting humping African animals!

Taken whilst the artist was on an African safari, these quality images are just perfect for pretty much any occasion or would make a charming framed pair.

US$17 per pack of 5 from colleenscreative at Etsy.