Pregnancy Card

I could wax lyrical about the pretty cover design, but my favourite part is the message on the inside:

I'm waiting for my sister to announce her second pregnancy so I can buy this for her. She'd appreciate it!

US$2 from goatcards at Etsy.

Wanda and Denise The Slut Monkeys

These sock monkey babes have just finished doing shots out of each other's bellybuttons and making out with each other in front of their boyfriends. Take them home for moar fun times.

Wanda the Slut Monkey and Denise the Slut Monkey, US$45 each from CraftosaurusRex at Etsy.

When you just can't find the right words...

...or you have Tourette's Syndrome, this card could be exactly what you're looking for.

US$5 from maybeyoushoulddie at Etsy.