Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? (nsfw)

For the wench, Viv, who apparently can't get enough penii on our blog. Happy Festivus. Wanna see our urchins?

US$13 from thepricklyforest at Etsy.

Penis travel pillow

The subject itself is worthy of being here, however I knew it was meant to be when the seller used a pair of scissors to show the scale of the cock in question. Isn't the usual a 5 cent piece or something? Whyyyyyyyy put cutty implements next to the male organ (even if it isn't real). Men everywhere are crossing their legs at the thought. Meh, this one's cut anyway.

So it's a travel pillow. With a peen. Great gag (heh) gift. And so on.

US$12 from thepricklyforest at Etsy.

X-rated necklace

A cock and a beaver...on a necklace. Dirrty, as X-tina would say.

US$25 from leroylovesmabel at Etsy.