We'd love to see Liz Smylie pimping this chewing gum!
US$1.25 from BlueQ.
We are perplexed as to why this item has "Discontinued/Retired" in its title at Amazon. This better be a sales trick of some sort, or we will get our claws out. Bad Kitty is so adorably grouchy, even if he does think you're a cormhole.
Splat stan coaster - Imagining your enemii as this coaster is almost as satisfying as a stabbing a voodoo penii. Stan is the cousin of Dead Fred.
Simply stick your pencil in the cat's butt, sharpen and hear it meow. Includes litter tray and keeps your pencils pointy.