Hooker Cookies (slightly nsfw)

The seller enthuses:

Another Pleasure Stimulating creation by Tom himself. Hooker Cookies, are ALL NATURAL..need I see more. A feast for the Eyes, and the mouth. Give us one night of Bliss..you will be Hooked. The Hooker Cookies are baked so they 'Hook' together..and carry a unmelted rosebud of chocolate in the center. Made with 2 kinds of Sugar, 60% Cacao Chips (Giradelli), Grade A Butter, Vanilla, Flour and Eggs. They are as perfect as they get. Packed neatly in a pink little box, and draped with a tantalizing Bra hand painted and signed..with either Tom's Signature..or a hand inscribed message of your Choice.

US$8.95 from Tom695 at Etsy.

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