Blue Burlesque Bullet Bra

Shake them funbags in this groovy bullet bra, you will fulfill the desires of creepy uncles all around the globe.

US$45 from crescentwench at Etsy.

Genuine Shotgun Shell Silver Ladies Earrings

The description of this item tells us:

These are just so cute and perfect for Mom or the special gal in your life!

We know of at least one famous mum who'd love a pair.

US$14 from awelldressedbullet at Etsy.