Telling it like it is

You've gotta respect that.

US$12 from yesican56 at Etsy.

Gardening Helps You Hide The Bodies Sign

Install this in your mother-in-law's or evil manager's garden so the neighbours know exactly what she's doing with her bum in the air and a spade in her claws.

US$15 from asignofthetimes at Etsy.

If I Found You Sign

This curly concoction is perfect as a kitchen tea gift for a beloved frenemy.

US$4 from undeadmushroom12 at Etsy.

There Will Be a $5 Charge for Whining Sign

This could quite possibly be the ultimate solution to many office and home dramas. The only thing that could improve this little sign is if anything could be substituted into the space occupied by 'Whining'. Just imagine, $5 charge for wankery, chewing with mouth open, perving, disobeying the office bitch, existing, etc. Endless.

US$13 from thehomespunraven at Etsy.