Bloody Psycho Knife and Bloody Meat Cleaver Earrings

We ourselves may be eagerly awaiting a parcel with a Karen Walker Axe Pendant in it, but our attention right now is on these blood-smeared earrings. Choice of meat cleaver or handy kitchen knife.

Bloody Meat Cleaver Earrings and Bloody Psycho Knife Earrings, US$6 each from strangexchange at Etsy.

Gardening Helps You Hide The Bodies Sign

Install this in your mother-in-law's or evil manager's garden so the neighbours know exactly what she's doing with her bum in the air and a spade in her claws.

US$15 from asignofthetimes at Etsy.