Spelling with Elements PDF Cross Stitch Patterns

Now this is the type of science we would have appreciated at school, not acids and bases.

Spelling with Elements and Spelling with Elements 2, US$5 each from AnticuteAntiGRated at Etsy.

Goooooood Morning Cross Stitch Pattern (nsfw)

If you were looking for a cross stitch pattern that is at full mast even before you begin stitching, this is it.

US$7 from CrotchStitch at Etsy.

Knitting Patterns - Boob, Princess Leia Wig

Everyone loves gifts made with your own hands. Showcase your talents with these knitting patterns, choice of knitted Princess Leia wig or very generously sized boob. The recipient will have tears in their eyes. Tears of gratitude for your handmade efforts.

Pattern, Knit Leia Wig and Pattern, Knit Breast Pillow, US$7.95 each from ansleyubleu at Etsy.

Apple Hat PDF Pattern

What mother can resist a worm peeking out of her child's head? Knit one for your own little wormhead with this pdf pattern.

US$4 from mama24boyz at Etsy.