People ask....what is it? What are we watching? Everywhere are completely astonished and baffled at the act... Veniamin's® his name...and he comes from Romania.The amazing headless, green-crotched, open-armed human slinky costume can be yours for a measly $182,000, including rights to perform as a human slinky for a whole year before you retire as a rich bastard.
We have Oprah to blame for vajayjay, but what about her sister in crime, punayjay? Anyway, you simply must adorn your lounge room with a pair of these most profound morsels of wisdom.
You know you're getting a good deal when you're sold a 3-pack of something. If you get tired of the purple witch finger, switch to the green and you still have a bronzy one to take to work on Monday. Our hearts go out to the witches who had to sell their fingers for a buck in this cold materialistic society.
