
Finally someone's put into craft what I've been thinking all along: bike seats exascerbate camel toe.
US$3 from kingdog at Etsy.

Banish toe cleavage and replicate some wedged beaver-age with these woolly slippers. 
The seller's description is very much our cup of China Jasmine Green:Two mini 3x5" booklets - one horizontal, one vertical. Sixteen inspiring images with heart-warming text.Inspiring indeed.