Showing posts with label cameltoe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cameltoe. Show all posts

Friday, January 2, 2009

Bikes & crotches don't mix


Finally someone's put into craft what I've been thinking all along: bike seats exascerbate camel toe.

US$3 from kingdog at Etsy.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Camel toe slippers

Banish toe cleavage and replicate some wedged beaver-age with these woolly slippers.

US$32 from zerkahloostrah at Etsy.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Dumb and Dumber Bowling Pin Original Art

Show off your unique movie taste with depictions of your cinema heroes on bowling pins. Also useful in deterring thieves and Fellini-loving film elitist ghosts.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

You are a Sick Child.

The seller's description is very much our cup of China Jasmine Green:
Two mini 3x5" booklets - one horizontal, one vertical. Sixteen inspiring images with heart-warming text.
Inspiring indeed.

US$36 from metaleyelash at Etsy.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Love Is Dangerous

The painting "Love Is Dangerous" has just taught us that the only thing better than a psychotic penis is a pigeon-toed cameltoe.

US$80 from al10studio at Etsy.