Friday, August 28, 2009

Brief jerky

We consider these to be the first in "meat haute coutoure [sic]". They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store. This particular pair was created to fit our very own model Hairy McSpecies! We will be adding his "action shots" soon. Currently there are too many good photos to choose from. Rumor has it that wearing our BRIEF JERKY undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!

I can envisage OOF contributers' favourite make up maestro, Napoleon Perdis, trussing his frank & beans up in a pair.

I leave you with this image:

US$139 from mixedspecies at Etsy.

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