Happy New Year To You, Your Pets and Your Electrical Appliances

The seller urges:

What is your pet REALLY thinking about things? What do "the Holidays" mean to them, or anything else, for that matter? How can you help fill in the gaps for them?

I do only Phone Consultations, so you, your pet and I have an interactive, 3-way conversation. There's nothing like it!

GIVE YOUR PET THE GIFT OF COMMUNICATION THIS YEAR!

And you wanted to give your pet some cheap new toy. Tsk tsk.
US$25-US$75 from baymaven on Ebay.

This is a Disney pin, according to the seller. Butterflies and booze, they go together so well. Start 'em young!
US$2.65+ from domdisneypin on Ebay.

Oh how we agree. Poo to you, 2008, and goodbye.
US$2.95 from notmoira at Etsy.