Vagina Tightening Rejuvenation Douche Powder

Vadge feeling loose? Been told that your punani needs re-sleeving? Forget about expensive, not to mention painful, vaginoplasty. Get some of this into (up?) you.

Michelle Duggar swears by the stuff*.

US$5 from TheOtherSide at Etsy.

*Possibly not true.

Roid Rage

This treasure tickles us in our special place. We're not sure what's more amazing, the title or the product itself.

US$6 From LeastLikely2Breed at Etsy.