Diaper Doody Mask

This is a 3M™ Particulate Respirator 8247, R95, with Nuisance Level Organic Vapor Relief (that about says it all doesn't it?) which should do well to protect you! I have handsewn a masculine looking fabric along with the word "Doody" in felt. A menacing looking skull and crossbones leers from the top of the mask.

Also good for any Michael Jackson impersonations (minus the 'doody' and skull and crossbones) or a poor man's Hannibal Lector.

US$15 from BabaOReally at Etsy.

Baby Grrl Note Cards

"Vaginas aren't yet dirty at this stage"

Well thank fuck for that, we wouldn't want notecards with prints of a female whose vagina is already dirty from age! Phew.

US$14 from metaleyelash at Etsy.