"Imagine transforming the essence of digested chili into the fragrance of a pine forest on a crisp autumn morning. Bratwurst and beer becomes memories of Mom's famous pancake breakfast with the scent of maple syrup.The revolutionary Farting Filter can accomplish this in one quick easy step. A strategically placed pocket is affixed to a pair of boxers or briefs. One small scented filter is placed into the pocket and when the back draft occurs out comes the scent of chocolate, bubblegum, pine or syrup." Now when you claim your farts are "fresh" they really will be! Genius.
US$10.95 from MilkysWay at Etsy.
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I am squealing with delight. Best find EVER.
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