Barbie as you've never seen her before (nsfw)

Seller has problem with how Barbie objectifies women. So she's modified her body (Barbie's - I can't speak for the seller's) and installed a USB stick up her butt. Fucking LOL.

US$35 from bdbondy at Etsy.

USB Pole Dancer

The description squeals:

This cute, flirtatious, bikini-clad blonde USB Pole Dancer brings a smile and some cheer to both the home and office with her cheeky dance routine! The best part of all is the faster you type, the faster she dances. And of course, you don't have to throw any money!

Every office needs one.

AU$29.95 from DealsDirect.com.au

USB Flash Drives

How can we decide between delicious-looking brains or a freshly used tampon? Either of these portable storage devices will be a most delightful addition to your computer paraphernalia.

1GB THINKSTICK flash memory brain
US$50 from Doodlemonkie at Etsy.

USB-Flash drive, 1GB storage, USB 2.0, RED, handfelted (with merino wool)
US$32 from quackhandmade at Etsy.