Monster snatch cupcake

From the seller who brought us ballerina sperm, a plush amigurumi vagina pouch with teeth and 4 crocheted sperm. We heart it!

US$20+ custom made snatch from freezedriedevil at Etsy.

I Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Mug

We have a soft spot for puns, spoonerisms and anyone who uses the word 'snatch'.

US$8 from dirtydishes at Etsy.

Black tank with golden vagina

Educational and fashionable. My, it's not often these days that an item of clothing can be described as such.

Also gives the lucky wearer the opportunity to glower at passers-by & ask them not to stare at her cunt.

US$18 from kaibrina at Etsy.

Britney's snatch

Who wouldn't want to be reminded of Britney's snatch everytime a door needs unlocking?

US$5 from freckleface at Etsy.

Batch of snatch

A new batch of snatch t-shirt. Which begs the question, why a new batch? What was wrong with the old batch? Did it get a bit whiffy?

Now when the seller states: Available in size small, medium, large and extra large. Please specify size at checkout, do they mean the size of the t-shirt or the snatch?

So many questions.

US$20 from leylowe at Etsy.