Your cat wants you to buy this

Notice as you read this scintillating post how your cat has its eyes fixed on you. It's called mind control and cats are very good at it.

Buy this bowl (Kermit got me to write that via mind control. See? It's true.).

US$22 from wallywarepottery at Etsy.

Vagina pipe (nsfw)

Far be it from me to go past anything vag-related.

From the talented potter who brought us the boob pipe.

US$16 from PooterHeads at Etsy.